I’ve been down with the sickness.
I’ve been confined for two days to my bed, pretty much non-stop.
The only time I’ve made a real effort to get up is when I think I’ve got to use the restroom. Every other time it’s been too much of an effort to get up and it causes too much pain.
As of two days ago, it was the lower left side of my stomach, just a fierce stabbing pain that wouldn’t stop.. I took tons of fiber supplements, Excedrin (since other stuff has long since lost its ability to affect me), among other things. I haven’t really felt like eating at all.. if I do eat, nothing tastes right, it all tastes horribly bland.
The only thing that’s been tasting semi-decent (actually quite gorgeous) to my taste buds lately has been the 2% milk I bought before this whole ordeal took place..and I’ve been drinking loads of that.
Today, I wake up, my lower left stomach feels almost 95% better, but now my lower right gut feels odd.
Make up your mind body… which do you want it to be, left or right.. and why can’t you cure yourself after I’m following instructions for minor-Diverticulitis, or whatever else I may have. *Sigh*
By the way, I can assure you, it’s not the Kiwano fruits blame, because the pain in my stomach was before I ate some of the Kiwano, it just wasn’t significant enough to ground me to bed. Don’t go thinking that I ate a strange fruit and it caused me to get some sort of strange food born illness, because the pain was there already, but just not as noticeable as it has been for the past two days. 
Anyway, I’m getting thirsty again.. off to more go get myself yet another mug of moo juice.
-AdB
